HUMOR: JOKES!
JOKE OF THE WEEK!
THOUGHT FOR THE WEEK
Updated 7 Mar. 2010
CARTOON OF THE WEEK
MEMORABLE QUOTES
Every path has a few puddles.
When I went to lunch today, I noticed an old lady sitting on a park bench sobbing
her eyes out. I stopped and asked her what was wrong. She said, 'I have a 22 year
old husband at home. He makes love to me every morning and then gets up and
makes me pancakes, sausage, fresh fruit and freshly ground coffee.'
I said, 'Well, then why are you crying?' She said, 'He makes me homemade soup
for lunch and my favorite brownies and then makes love to me for half the
afternoon.
I said, 'Well, why are you crying?' She said, 'For dinner he makes me a gourmet
meal with wine and my favorite dessert and then makes love to me until 2:00 a.m. ' I
said, 'Well, why in the world would you be crying?'
She said, 'I can't remember where I live!'
her eyes out. I stopped and asked her what was wrong. She said, 'I have a 22 year
old husband at home. He makes love to me every morning and then gets up and
makes me pancakes, sausage, fresh fruit and freshly ground coffee.'
I said, 'Well, then why are you crying?' She said, 'He makes me homemade soup
for lunch and my favorite brownies and then makes love to me for half the
afternoon.
I said, 'Well, why are you crying?' She said, 'For dinner he makes me a gourmet
meal with wine and my favorite dessert and then makes love to me until 2:00 a.m. ' I
said, 'Well, why in the world would you be crying?'
She said, 'I can't remember where I live!'
"Geez, I didn't think they'd get this @%#*^ing mad."
-- Saddam Hussein, 2003
-- Saddam Hussein, 2003